Here are the most interesting experiences my family has had during our stay in India.
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Age: 2
Case: Baby falls from on top of pillar in a temple in Shirdi, Maharashtra, India. Bashes head in ground, no injury. Parents being questioned for inventing a cyber-baby. |
Age: 10
Case: Grade 5 student from Ryan International School wins silver medal for placing 2nd in the International Math Olympiad. Awarded a brand-new Lenovo laptop that will crash and stop working after 2 years. No amount of coaxing or battery replacements will revive it. |
Age: 5
Case: Investigation continues at Ryan International School as the case of the kindergartener bashing a fellow classmate's nose grows increasingly ridiculous. The basher admits to her crime proudly and says that she has no problem doing it again. The bashee's parents are concerned for their daughter's wellbeing as they request immediate suspension of their daughter's attacker from the school. |
Age: 11
Case: Girl slashes boy's clothes in school's gym class. The grade 6 students from Hyderabad public school admit to hating each other for years and say this is the resolution of their pent up hatred. Further details of the case are missing as the class teacher appears to cover up for the two suspects. |
Age: 9
Case: A crowd gathers around the valley in Matheran, Maharashtra, India due to another monkey attack. The victims are a family of three who are terrified of approaching the rabid monkey who reportedly stole their camera. The dad says that the monkey even bit into the camera and snatched the Sprite bottle carried by the unsuspecting 9 year old daughter. |
Age: 7
Case: A massive burn scares a 7 year old girl out of her wits. This young Hyderabadi resident saw a huge elephant walking towards her. In fright, she stepped backwards until her leg touched the hot motor of an innocent motorbike, forming a nice red blister. Screams were heard by residents over the dull roar of the markets at the evening hours of 8pm which is quite impressive for a 7 year old in India. |